Please don't call child services

While playing on his Spiderman couch one day, Jaxon tipped it over backwards and hit his face on the patio door behind the couch. He left himself a bruise on his face by his right eye and a little cut on his forehead. He was a little shaken, but still he was alright.
A few days after the couch incident, Jaxon fell while walking in the kitchen and hit the same part of his bruised face on the cupboard. Luckily he's a tough kid.